Birthday parties. I can't get enough of them. I had another one tonight. Great times. We gathered with some friends, drank some wine and ate some M&M's. Then, around 00h30, we decided we would go to a bar.
I like dancing, but I don't like drawing too much attention with my queer dance moves. Most of the time, when I'm around guys, I tend to look around and observe how they dance. A vast majority just stands still. You know the type, pasted to the wall, beer in hand, checking out everything of interest that passes by. But, I really didn't feel like just standing there, so I switched on my 'straight' limbs and hips, and tried not to color outside the 'straight' lines. I don't know if the result looks somewhat less gay. I probably just looked ridiculous. Either way, I didn't really care too much anymore when more people started to dance around me, camouflaging my moves.
When I'm not looking at my feet or talking to a friend, I find myself constantly watching around checking out guys. Tonight, most of the guys were straight, and maybe that made them a tad hotter. Three types of guys can be distinguised.
1. Roomfillers. It doesn't matter if they're straight or gay, these are the ones that are certainly not your type. They are present in great numbers, mostly flocking together in smaller groups. They don't have to be entirely ugly, but an aspect of their appearance makes you detest them. For me, these detestable aspects include e.g. earrings or greasy hair. It's a personal thing, of course. I'm sure you can think of other things you wouldn't like.
2. Hidden handsomeness. These are the ones that don't look beautiful at first, but the more you look at them, the more you'll start to like them. It's as if you grow accustomed to a guy you initially didn't notice. They are noticably not as numerous as the previous type. These are the guys you could end up falling in love with, if you would have the chance to get to know them better.
I like dancing, but I don't like drawing too much attention with my queer dance moves. Most of the time, when I'm around guys, I tend to look around and observe how they dance. A vast majority just stands still. You know the type, pasted to the wall, beer in hand, checking out everything of interest that passes by. But, I really didn't feel like just standing there, so I switched on my 'straight' limbs and hips, and tried not to color outside the 'straight' lines. I don't know if the result looks somewhat less gay. I probably just looked ridiculous. Either way, I didn't really care too much anymore when more people started to dance around me, camouflaging my moves.
When I'm not looking at my feet or talking to a friend, I find myself constantly watching around checking out guys. Tonight, most of the guys were straight, and maybe that made them a tad hotter. Three types of guys can be distinguised.
1. Roomfillers. It doesn't matter if they're straight or gay, these are the ones that are certainly not your type. They are present in great numbers, mostly flocking together in smaller groups. They don't have to be entirely ugly, but an aspect of their appearance makes you detest them. For me, these detestable aspects include e.g. earrings or greasy hair. It's a personal thing, of course. I'm sure you can think of other things you wouldn't like.
2. Hidden handsomeness. These are the ones that don't look beautiful at first, but the more you look at them, the more you'll start to like them. It's as if you grow accustomed to a guy you initially didn't notice. They are noticably not as numerous as the previous type. These are the guys you could end up falling in love with, if you would have the chance to get to know them better.
3. Jacking off material. Certainly the most uncommon kind amongst all male beings. You can't describe why, but you find yourself always checking them out when you don't have anything else to look at. These guys are hot. Incredibly hot. You can't concentrate on other things anymore. I only spotted two of these guys tonight. I assumed they were both straight, but I don't care. It's eyecandy nevertheless!
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3 comments:
Nice pyramid, dude!
Mihi waartoe behoort B? :p
You can make that conclusion yourself Pieter!
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