"On an average day, this place is occupied by 95% of dick and only 5% of chick." a friend entrusted me, when I was looking through the window of a bar called 'Délibiré'. The sound of this statement sure was promising. That was before he added: "It's ladies night tonight, there's going to be lots of girls". Darn.
We entered the building around 3 AM, a tad late it seemed, because the party had already climaxed and was now smoking a cigarette in bed.
It sure had attracted more girls than usual, but there were still more men than women. The (very) few hotties present could be located in the front compartiment of the bar. The back area of the bar was decorated with posters of muscled Armani underwear models. This is where most of the girls were standing. Some of them were dancing. Some of them were making out with each other. The guys in the back area were pretty touchy as well. Me likey.
The bartenders were all shirtless, wearing nothing but pants and a pink bowtie. Some of them had a red rose stuck down their trousers. The idea of using shirtless bartenders was obviously very good, until someone decided to use geeks for bartenders instead of hunks with killer smiles. Okay, their physique wasn't that bad, then again, some of them had teeth that made Spongebob Squarepants look like an orthodontic miracle.
What I didn't like was the music. For a ladies night, one would at least expect some popmusic, yet this wasn't the case. Sure Katy Perry kissed some girls and Britney sang about her circus, but the scarcity of nice music was very soon replaced by dance music. Also, the deejay decided is was a good plan to play every song only briefly, which added to the annoyance.
I left the party around 3:40 AM. I'm not sure what to think. Perhaps a ladies night isn't my thing after all.
Peace out!
L.
We entered the building around 3 AM, a tad late it seemed, because the party had already climaxed and was now smoking a cigarette in bed.
It sure had attracted more girls than usual, but there were still more men than women. The (very) few hotties present could be located in the front compartiment of the bar. The back area of the bar was decorated with posters of muscled Armani underwear models. This is where most of the girls were standing. Some of them were dancing. Some of them were making out with each other. The guys in the back area were pretty touchy as well. Me likey.
The bartenders were all shirtless, wearing nothing but pants and a pink bowtie. Some of them had a red rose stuck down their trousers. The idea of using shirtless bartenders was obviously very good, until someone decided to use geeks for bartenders instead of hunks with killer smiles. Okay, their physique wasn't that bad, then again, some of them had teeth that made Spongebob Squarepants look like an orthodontic miracle.
What I didn't like was the music. For a ladies night, one would at least expect some popmusic, yet this wasn't the case. Sure Katy Perry kissed some girls and Britney sang about her circus, but the scarcity of nice music was very soon replaced by dance music. Also, the deejay decided is was a good plan to play every song only briefly, which added to the annoyance.
I left the party around 3:40 AM. I'm not sure what to think. Perhaps a ladies night isn't my thing after all.
Peace out!
L.
2 comments:
Salut
Vous avez un bon blog.
Désolé de ne pas écrire plus, mais mon français écrit est mauvais.
Un câlin de mon pays, le Portugal
You should have gone to HdR! Always a hell of a party o.O
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